Monday, September 2, 2013

My Late-Night Wal-Mart Adventures! (Can't make this stuff up!)

Another after midnight Wal-Mart Adventure....one canNOT make this stuff up, folks! Sigh...just got home and got everything put away, well, everything 'cept what I programmed Rick to put up. Oh my good gracious sakes alive! Unbelievably Unbelievable! Got to Wal-Mart and took my sweet time (as I prefer to do) in my electric cart. I head right to the cosmetic/medicine section because I had twice as many food items on my list as 'other necessities' - so I go to grab them first. But nooooo - they are stripping and waxing that particular section and it is blocked off. I bet I went a dozen different ways but ea one was blocked. I finally asked a nice young man what to do - he said, "Oh, it is our policy to always leave at least one way to enter each area." I just stared at him. Maybe.Even.GLARED.At.Him. It was just going through a maze. Eventually, by golly - I found that ONE WAY into each dang area I had to go to - and there were MANY. I will NOT be denied. I was on a mission to get everything on my 2 column FULL PAGE typed out list. (This seems so lloonngg ago, given what else happened....) Try to envision (if you can) after 2 1/2 hours of my mosey-ing (ok, sputtering) around in my cart - slowly filling it up as I go. I even got my electric cart 'swagger' on, i.e. got my drinks draped over the bar on the top of the cart, you know - the way people who can walk do on their 'regular' buggies! And I don't mean just a couple 6 pks, but AllTheWayAroundTheCart - drinks, juices, and water are hung ever so gingerly. I am proud! Afterall, it had been almost 3 wks since I made a Wal-Mart trip! As I rounded the corner to get the last of my list - the refrigerated items - it happened. Three long sputters and the cart just died. Dead. Ka-put. Would not budge an inch. Except backwards. Not a customer, let alone an employee to be found ANYWHERE. So, I made my way – BACKWARDS - little by little, inch by inch, – with that ear drum busting, more than annoying, loud siren-sounding BEEPING racket, back up front to the basket/cart section. Nope, of course - NOT ONE electric cart there. But there were forty eleven (kind of like there are 35 registers in the store and NONE are OPEN) OUT IN THE parking lot, all haphazardly sitting every which way, probably dead as a door nail. This tough old cookie was about in tears at this point. I must have looked pitiful as this nice older gentleman suddenly appeared and asked if I was OK. “NO, sir, I’m not.” After explaining my plight – the sweet man said he would go see if any of the ones in the parking lot ‘had any gas’ in them. I thanked the Lord right then and there – out loud, as if anyone would hear me even if I screamed “FIRE” at the top of my lungs! He came back after a few minutes – buzzing along in a cart with a sweet smile on his face. Apparently, he’d found a ‘running’ cart. He patiently helped me unload all my items from the DEAD cart and place them in the new one. He even lined the drinks AllTheWayAroundTheCart just as I had them in the DEAD cart. I thanked him profusely and he just smiled and said it was his pleasure. I doubted that but he was an angel and a life-saver to me. I am pretty sure I’d still be there right now, had he not taken the time to be kind to me. I scurried along, now in a hurry to get out of there and got the rest of my items and headed up front to check out. By now, the space around my feet held items and I had items in my lap and in both hands. It’s AMAZING how you can adapt and improvise after 15 years of experience in one of those things. Now, they usually always leave the tobacco aisle/register open – but ohhh, NO, not tonight. In fact, there were NO REGISTERS open at all. The only way to check out was the ‘self-serve’ check outs. Not only had I never done that before – there was NO WAY I could do it. There was not enough space to hold all the items – and well, just suffice it to say It.Was.Not.Happening. Not to mention there were several lines of infuriated customers. ONE LONELY young lady was trying her best to help those who needed it. SHEER CHAOS. I had sherbet, milk, cheese, eggs, yogurt, etc. She patiently tried to show customers ahead of me how to work the machine, but when it came my turn – she looked about as bad as I must have looked to the kind gentleman. Initially, I was furious they would not have the common sense to have at least one register open, even at 3:00 am! Unfortunately, I could not contain myself and expressed my frustration by demanding to speak to a manager. The girl promptly punched some buttons on the register and told me she had summoned her - but it might be “awhile”. At this point, what’s the rush? The girl told me there were only 2 people working ‘the front’ and the other person was only handling returns and restocking. I told her I had been there many times in the middle of the night and there was ALWAYS (and I mean ALWAYS) a register open. She insisted they had been functioning with just 2 people working the front at night for quite some time. (Don’t you just hate it when someone disputes what you’re saying when you are basing it on your own personal past experiences at that very place!) How hard could it be to simply OPEN A REGISTER and check me out there? Grrrr! To make an even longer story shorter – an hour later – YES I SAID AN HOUR – sixty minutes later – she had scanned all my items and waited for me to give her my debit card. WHAT? Debit card? Where’s my little change purse thingy I always take in with me? Huh? O.M.G. It has to be in my car. Doesn’t it? I don’t remember. It’s usually at the bottom of the cart OR I’ve taken cash in and stashed it where, well – women stash things. Just at that very moment, the manager sashays into the picture. I panic and tell the girl I have to go to my car to get my card – I just want to leave and go home and get under the covers at this point! For a moment I entertain the idea of just fleeing – getting away as fast as I can – but I’m too worried about if my card/ billfold thingy is in my car – what if I had to retrace each of my sputters around that store to look for my lost thingy. I speed (HA) out to my car and PHEW – there it is. I quickly return, pay out and the sweet girl has all my sacks packed neatly in a regular buggy and says she is taking it out to my car for me. I could have kissed her on the lips, bless her heart. RARELY have I ever allowed anyone to help me to the car with my groceries, but tonight I welcomed it. Afterall, we were BONDED now – after nearly 2 hours with each other – I had heard a lot about her and the policies of Wal-Mart. I told her Sam would turn over in his grave if he knew the shenanigans that went on. She and the manager agreed. Oh, and the manager – she heard my complaints and let me speak my peace. That’s all most people want in times like these. I appreciated that. She had looked so pitiful and just apologized and said (basically) it was the fault of upper management – which doesn’t surprise me. Isn’t it that way everywhere? The manager then went and brought me new Sherbet – still frozen Sherbet. I thanked her and thanked her for hearing me out. The young girl followed me to the car and we made a pretty good team unloading all the bags into my trunk. She politely asked if anyone would be at home to help unload them. I laughed and told her everybody would be asleep. She said if it was closer to her quitting time, she’d follow me home and help me. I don’t remember how the next subject came up but she mentioned (in passing) she hadn’t eaten a meal in 24 hours and upon further query by me – she wouldn’t have money until she got paid on Thursday. After we got everything unloaded, I told her to wait just a moment while I got into my car – she sat down in the electric cart to drive it back in – and I handed her a $20 bill – that’s all the cash I had. She looked shocked but said she couldn’t possibly take it – it was her job to help customers to their car if they needed it. I told her I wasn’t paying her FOR THAT but that I wanted her to go buy her a nice breakfast, put gas in her car – or do whatever she needed to do most with it. She hesitated for a moment, tears came to her eyes – and then she asked if she could hug me – and of course I said YES. I don’t know when I’ve been so infuriated at a situation and then - it turned into something kinda wonderful. And you know the rest of the story. So….How has YOUR Monday been so far? Ohhh, mercy me! AfterAllThat, I still have to send sweet Courtney back to Wal-Mart to get what wouldn’t fit in my cart! LoL It’ll be another month before I go back……or two. I.Will.Need.Lots.Of.Coffee.Today. Now – where’d I put the coffee?

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